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Why Google Stadia Failed
It may seem unfair to say that Google Stadia has already failed, but the temporal rifts created by the platform have already revealed the future to highly-advanced organisms such as myself, and I feel...
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Modern Warfare Prove Once Again Videogame Cannot Depict the Russia
This article by Russia Hackteam has been edited for grammar. Why idiot Activision is not understand Russia people do not deserve the treatment? We are to say first that Russia Hackteam is not mad at...
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DmC: DMC is Okay
I appreciate the subtle political commentary of DmC: Devil May Cry: Featuring Dante From the Devil May Cry Series. This particular entry in the long-running series posits a hypothetical universe where...
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A Message From Doom Eternal
Hail to all fellow Doomslayers, Cacodemons, and Mega Armor pickups. In light of feedback from our most passionate players and the members of our various legal teams, we here at Bethesda Softworks and...
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The Fortnite Secret Lair is the Best Fortnite Secret Lair Yet
Buy four and shipping is free! When I heard that this epic crossover event was ready to redefine what it means to be human, I vandalized the Magic: The Gathering article on Wikipedia so many times...
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The Bemani Pro League Is AAAwkward
So according to what I imagine to be the news reports, it turns out that because of Japan’s declining population and demographic crisis, the Japanese government has begun offering their excess housing...
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Hellblade is Other People
Nobody has provided me with a good reason that I should be playing Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice when it is significantly more satisfying to COMPLAIN about it. So here goes this shitshow, that...
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Magic’s 30th Anniversary Edition Is A Bit of a Gamble
So Magic: The Gathering has done the unthinkable, it has brought me joy and then straight back to anger, I am currently FURIOUS at Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast, the idea that I maxed out all of my...
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It Takes Two is Toxic Warfare
So the premise of It Takes Two is that two (heh) grossly unlikable individuals who should have never gotten married are in the midst of a divorce that will cause their child to have serious...
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Chrono Circle is the Game Built For Homer
Since videogames are sports now, I will tell an important story here, that a couple of years ago, the Olympics looked at the declining ratings and decided that they needed a new event. The President...
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